Some questions. Some are asked frequently, some are asked infrequently, and some are never asked.

1. Q: Why is this website dark red and sable? It's such an ugly palette.
Red is the color of crabs. Crabs are mighty and powerful. Don't ask about the sable.


2. Q: Well, what about the sable?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT


3. Q: ... okay. Why a corgi? Why Phylum?
Corgi Classics Limited is a diecast model manufacturer which has its origins in the Corgi Toy brand introduced by Mettoy in 1956. Corgi Toys was launched in 1956 as a new range of die cast toy model cars by Mettoy Playcraft LTD, the toy car company founded in 1936. These new toy cars were soon a huge hit because at the time they were the only toy cars on the market that included transparent plastic windows.


4. Q: What?
STOP


5. Q: Stop what?
Your ceaseless, impertinent backtalk! Grand-pap will box the stuffing out of your ears! Now run along, it's almost time for school!


6. Q: What are you talking about? What school?
THERE YOU GO AGAIN, SAUNTERING THROUGH LIFE WITH YOUR DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE! I was in the war you know. Lip like yours wouldn't be tolerated in MY bunker.